You might be a PYPer if...

This list was found on Pinching Your Pennies Blog but I thought it was pretty funny!

• ....nothing in your house has UPC's
• ....you grab a snack out of the pantry your wife proudly tells you how much it cost. "That granola bar was only 4 cents, honey!"
• ....you can't remember a single birthday, but you know how much you paid for every item in your pantry.
• ....you have food stashed under your bed, in your closet, or taking over a room in your house.
• ....your wife flies out of bed at 4am- jumps into her clothes- throws makeup on & styles her hair- just to run to the store for FREE cereal, but she can't seem to wake up every Sunday @ 9 a.m. to get ready for church on time!
• .... your kids come home from the neighbors (another PYP'er) and ask why they have all the same toys and snacks that you do!
• ....your coupons weigh more than your purse.
• ....your kids introduce you to their friends using your screen name instead of your real name!
• ....you ask your daughter what she wants for her birthday and she replies, "I dunno. What ya' got coupons for!"
• ....you gasp at the shopper in line behind you and exclaim, "You should NEVER pay for gum, EVER!"
• ....you come home from a shopping trip and lay out your groceries on the table with the reciept and your before/after totals circled, take pictures of it, and post it on your blog
• ....when nobody has to ask who put 27 full-size tubes of name-brand toothpaste in the church donation bin for the needy.
• ….it's 6:08 AM and you're on your 2nd transaction at Albertsons.
• ….you reschedule your wedding because that’s the day the Target markdown is 90%.
• ….'Penny for your Thoughts' is your only source of information.
• ....you think the zebra at the zoo looks like a bar code.
• .…your husband has ever had to ask you to move the cases of toilet paper so he could take a shower.
• ….you own more tubes of toothpaste than pairs of underwear.
• ….the local Disaster Preparedness Class instructor asks permission to hold a field trip in your basement.
• .…your idea of a "quiet, romantic evening at home" involves scissors and inserts.
• ….your kids take a 6 ft register receipt to "Show and Tell."
• ….Betty Crocker makes your list of most admired people.
• ....you get an adrenaline rush from reading next week’s printable shopping lists.
• ….you did all your Christmas shopping online…. in February.
• ….you’ve ever woken up from a nightmare screaming “I lost my Binder!“
• ....you know what "Guru math" is
• ....you feel naked without your binder
• ....men send their wives up to you in the store asking "how did you do that?"
• ....you no longer write out your own shopping lists, you just print it off right off the site
• ....you leave the hospital a day early after giving birth because the Quaker sale starts in the morning.
• ....your daughter's classroom always wins the pizza party for the most boxtops.
• ....your cashier has to have a manager over-ride the register because you have so many coupons.